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sheo-fanfic:

lovinged-wasred:

ethan-lawson-wate:

when ur fave character has been through hell and u dont want anything bad to happen to them ever again but then the love of their life dIES

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Is that a reaction or an example

It’s both

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

lanternsonlakes:

anyone who sleeps with their door open is asking for demons

  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

saverockandrollera:

everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

(Source: comflix)

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex